Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Haunted... no more...

The time is 8pm. You are in the office working over time. You look up from your computer wanting to take a break and rest your eyes.

You suddenly realise you are all alone in the office. The silence is deafening! The ticking of the clock that is hanging on the wall is suddenly very loud. The photocopier machine suddenly starts up, then you realise its just fax coming in.

You look out the window but see your own reflection in it. You look away quickly, as you are worried you will see something else in the reflection other than yourself. You start recalling the horror stories you have heard from your friends about being in offices alone at night.

You think you hear the keyboard of somebody else clicking a few cubicles away. You tell yourself its all in your head. Suddenly your mobile phone rings, you practically jumped, the ringing of your mobile phone seems louder than usual.

You hesitate to pick up the phone, what if all your hear is static and unearthly clicking sounds like in The Ring?! The caller ID does not show a number, and the caller seems persistent. You slowly reach over to your phone and pick it up.

You pressed the answer button and said: Hello, hoping it ain't the static and clicking sound you hear.. while you were praying the caller said: Hello, may I speak to your name? Yes, you said, heaving a sigh of relieve it is a human voice. Hi, I am John calling from Insurance Company Name. 

Oh no a cold call from an insurance company! This is worst than static and clicking noises! Give me the static!!!

Is this how you feel when you get a call from an financial consultant? Have no fear! DNC is here! If you haven't read the news or have been living in a cave, DNC is 'Do Not Call' and as of yesterday you can start registering yourself on this list so that you can lodge a complain officially if you still get unsolicited calls.

To register yourself, please click here. Wait! You sure? You may be missing out on the best things in life... like financial planning and insurance or investment or property deals or... never mind you don't care about those anyway.. click away!

Just remember that if your financial consultant calls you don't go complaining that he flouted the DNC laws, you are a customer. If you don't have a financial consultant, please call me 9180 3448, Tang, I cannot call you.


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