Wait a minute! Did I just heard that?

If you have been listening to the radio while you are driving, taking the MRT or taking the bus, you will have heard the advertisement on radio by Singapore Cancer Foundation. I heard the advertisement on radio and thought to myself, 'these organisations should start realising ads that striking fear in people do not work anymore in a skeptical Singapore.

Saw a similar range of ads by the NKF in the MRT stations and thought the same thing. I usually give these ads a second thought and wonder how effective it has been for Singaporeans to take action. I mean, if we had seen the haze situation most people are reactive rather than proactive. You only do something when something happens. You only buy mask when haze happens. You only think about your spare tire in your car when you get a puncture. You will only study when there is an exam. So I really wonder if these ads were working.

While I was driving yesterday, the Cancer Foundation ad came on again and this time, I actually paid attention. I heard a startling statistic: in Singapore, 1 in 3 adults is diagnose with cancer everyday.. wait wait, just 5 years ago when I was still actively training financial people that statistic is 1 in 5! Its 1 in 3 already!! Damn those odds are better than 4D! I remembered then that the statistic will become 1 in 2 by 2020 or 2030 I cannot remember. So what does 1 in 3 means? Look to the person to your left and look to your right, one of you will be diagnosed with cancer. But you know what, most will still think its going to be the other 2 and not me.

For those who do not think its going to happen to them, I have a proposal for you. Buy me 2 meals with a drink a day everyday (you are very lucky I don't take breakfast, if not its 3 meals a day). If just so happens you are diagnosed with cancer, I will buy you 3 meals everyday thereafter, terms and conditions apply. 

If you want to take up this offer, please email me tngjinyau@gmail.com or call, sms or whatsapp me 9180 3448.

Hello Kitty

Ha $25k for a Hello Kitty? Fights breaking out because of a cat? And its not even a cat fight...

Come on people, seriously? What the hell is the draw for a plush cat? Besides hoping that you can make $25k from it, and if you were smart enough you will know it was probably made in China and a search on the internet will tell you, you can buy it off the net for just RMB35. Which works out to be S$7 and damn the chinese manufacturers will still be making a damn decent profit at $7...

So is it all about making money or a real passion for the cat? I wonder, because if making money is the reason there are other ways to make money. Like by investing, yes it does not give you 25K over night but at least you can accumulate wealth instead of spending your whole night queueing at McDonalds. You also can have 66% chance that your investment will return you 10%.

I search on the net that you have a probability of hitting 4D is 1 in 10,000. So isn't 66% chance of getting 10% a damn good odd.

So instead of looking at how Hello Kitty can make you alot of money, think about how spending a little more time to think about accumulating money may work better.

The Problem With Investments

The problem with investments is that many expect money put in today make money tomorrow or very quickly. Thats not investing, its speculating. It does not help that many people are drawn into advertisements that tell you, you can make millions with just 15 mins everyday. They claim they found the success formula in investing and they are here to share their knowledge bacause they feel good things must share. Their sharing cost $3000 plus. Eeerrr since when did sharing become a commodity?

I knew of somebody that paid that kind of money and when I asked them for their lesson notes, I saw them using charts of companies during 2003 and 2004 period. Any idiot with a dart and a list of stocks during 2003-2004 can make money in equities. Stick the piece of paper on the wall, throw the dart at it. Whichever stock the dart hit you buy, to make it more challenging do it blind folded.

I started to realise that many "investors" is running on greed and these marketers of these programs are capitalising on it. You will notice that these advertisements will be the most rampant when the economy is at a slump and the only way for the economy is up.

And greed caused problems to these "investors" too. Many have bought into technology stocks or funds in year 2000. In 2003 when I was in the bank I met numerous customers that have a negative return on their investments and 99.9% of them has most, if not all, of their portfolio in technology. Why?

Greed has driven the mass buying of technology as tech stocks in 2000 was in favour. Tech funds was doing almost 10% a week! And people were optimistic of the new era of internet. If you think about it, in 2000 if you were a startup company with a laptop and called yourself something.com your shares will be flying off the shelf. But what assets is supporting these share value? You and your laptop....

So whats the difference between investing and speculation. We all know speculation, put money today and try to make a reaping in a very short time. But investing is putting your money in and knowing it will give you a return in a longer time frame because of good fundamentals in a company or fund. Those of you who have watched Forrest Gump will know what I mean. At the ending sequence he said he found some piece of paper his grandfather left behind and it had a picture of an Apple on it. Thats investing but still kinda high risk cos his grandfather may have just put his money in one company. What if it had failed?

There were many more lessons in investments like asset allocation, diversification and time horizon. These I picked up through many discussions with my clients. And some of these lessons are hilarious. I remembered doing road show and when an uncle walked past, i casually asked if he did investments. Yes he said. Wa uncle good! What you invest in? He replied, 4D, toto, big sweep, soccer. Wa uncle not only you invest you also know how to diversify ah? He never became my client but its people like these that makes my job so much more interesting and enriching.

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